A horse head in my bed...?

On Friday, I received the following through the post:

I suspected that this could be some kind of 'horse head in the bed' message from the Island Mafia, a comment on the popularly held belief that I am the island's 'Ms No' when it comes to assessing people for showers, or maybe some snide hint about my personal hygiene.

Eventually I found the note that was in with it, which although it made me chuckle and solved the mystery, is a far less dramatic story than the idea that 'they' are out to get me!!

I'm still waiting to be asked to check out the large wicker structure they are building on the Oa, health and safety inspection!! Ha, I'm keeping an eye out for them!!!

*scuttles off to peer out of window through binoculars in a paranoid fashion*