Found my niche in the sporting world

For all those who have despaired at my lack of sporting ability, you will be pleased to hear that I have found my hidden talent.

On saturday I was in the winning raft team in the Jura Regatta.

I discovered that I know more than I thought I did about boat building:

I discovered the amazing properties of silage wrap, both for use of rafts and humans:

I discovered that simplicity is sweet (in terms of design)

Now ladies and gentlemen, I am glad for your sake that there is no photographic evidence of me

• Discovering my secret identity as Cap'n Juliana Pegleg
• Looking like I'm taking part in the 'Jura Wet T-shirt' Competition
• Being pelted with flour, eggs and waterbombs by the lovely children of Jura
• Coming *not quite* last in the open sea-swim race (brrrr!)
• Learning how to eat lobster claws *so not good table manners*
• Discovering that there is no such word as 'no' to a scottish person
• Learning how to strip the willow and do the gay gordon (we're talking dancing now, not bizarre sexual practices)

I'm not sure what more I can say about that, I'm still recovering!!